Little Black Pant from FITLOGIC available from www.LittleBlackPant.com
This commercial running in limited areas of the country tells us about the Little Black Pant – “The best pants you’ll ever own”.
What this commercial says:
(Announcer): Stay tuned for a special no-risk TV offer. Are you tired of trying on and trying on pants that just don’t fit? Now from Fitlogic it’s the amazing new Little Black Pant. Simply the best fitting pant you’ll ever own. The perfect fashion pant for work or play. No matter what size you are, no matter what shape you have, the Little Black Pant is designed to fit your figure perfectly, guaranteed.
The secret is the revolutionary Fitlogic technology created by Cricket Lee. Featured in fashion magazines across America it’s the internationally patented design breakthrough that creates clothing not only by size but by shape. Just like bust sizes measure cup size from small to large the Little Black Pant fits your butt like it was custom made. Whether your fit problem is your waist, hips, thighs or butt, simply take the Fit Finder test now to discover your Little Black Pant size and shape. Look, these three women all wear a size 6 but they have different shapes with different fit problems. Tina is a 6.1, Jennifer is a 6.2 and Jackie is a 6.3. Hips, waist and butt, Fitlogic fits each like a glove.
(Dark-haired Little Black Pant customer): So the process was really easy. I just went online, I answered a few questions and I got my Fitlogic size. Fitlogic is my new favorite Little Black Pant and I am a 10.1.
(Blonde Little Black Pant customer): The best part about this product is that it actually shapes my butt. I have a very flat butt and this makes my butt look curvy and beautiful.
(Announcer): Other brands design pants for stick-figure models but the Fitlogic Little Black Pant is fit on real women with real shapes. There’s so many fashion features to the Little Black Pant with Fitlogic. Now Little Black Pant can be yours for $59.95. But wait. Through this special TV offer we invite you to try Little Black Pan for just $29.95 plus all of today’s shoppers get free shipping. Try it for 30 days if you don’t love it send it back and owe nothing. We’ll even pay return shipping. Little Black Pant for just $29.95, act now.
Risk free guarantee:
- What the commercial said: a special no-risk TV offer / the Little Black Pant is designed to fit your figure perfectly, guaranteed. Try it for 30 days if you don’t love it send it back and owe nothing. We’ll even pay return shipping
- What most people may think this means: There is no risk to trying these pants / If the pants don’t fit or if I don’t like them I will get back all of my money.
- What it actually means: During the commercial there is no fine print or any indication of hidden costs, “shipping and handling” fees and the website says this regarding the risk free guarantee on their purchase-page:
Your pant purchase comes with a 30-day unconditional money-back guarantee for fit and product satisfaction. We will provide a full refund with return of merchandise. For your first order, if you need to try a different size than you received, we will pay for shipping to try the second pair. You can rest assured that we will make it as easy as possible for you to find your perfect fit.
According to this prominently displayed Money Back Guarantee, Fitlogic / Fit Direct Inc will return all of your money and pay for all shipping costs, however in the website’s 3,000 word Terms of Service which you must agree to before purchasing your pants, we find the following paragraph regarding returns:
Such Products must be unused, unworn, unwashed and undamaged, and must be returned in their original packaging, including hangers, garment bags, and oher [sic] packaging maerials. If your Product was shipped to a location within the United States, your return of that Product must be received by us within thirty (30) days from the date of receipt of that product. If your Product was shipped to a location outside the United States, your return of that Product must be received by us within forty-five (45) days from the date it was shipped to you. We shall have no obligation to accept any return that we receive after the expiration of the applicable return peroid [sic].
According to this published policy, in order to return your pants and get your money back, you must have never worn them, never washed them, and they must be sent back in their original packaging with everything that came with it (hangers, etc).
This commercial uses no deceptive wording but the www.LittleBlackPant.com website does seem to bury some of the details of their risk free money back guarantee which could disqualify many people for being eligible for a refund.