Grassology with Bob Villa available from www.AsSeenOnTV.com or www.Grassology.com
In this ad Bob Villa tells us about Grassology, the science of grass.
What Bob Villa says:
A great lawn can make a house look like a home, add value to your property, and it’s fun for the whole family. Hi, Bob Villa here with a breakthrough in grass seed that can give you great, green grass. It’s called Grassology.
It’s grass seed based on science that’s guaranteed to give you great, green grass and once it’s established you’ll quickly begin to see a gorgeous, green lawn that’s virtually maintenance free.
Grassology is patent-pending and it’s the original low maintenance seed blend developed by Pearl’s Premium and you’ve probably seen it in the news. You see, regular grass requires frequent watering and fertilizing. But Grassology’s roots extend 4-times deeper than ordinary grass to reach the good stuff that’s underground like water and nutrients. And the best part, Grassology reaches a dwarf-height, so there’s a lot less mowing, guaranteed. With Grassology you’ll have more time to enjoy your lawn.
Check this out, that’s the Grassology difference (showing before and after photos of grass and lawns). We’ve all seen bare patches, bald-spots or brown spots caused by pets. Try Grassology, it naturally fights disease, insects, even weeds so you have a lawn that looks like a fairway. No one mowed this lawn in months. Check out the Grassology difference after a harsh drought.
If your lawn isn’t thicker, fuller and greener in 60 days, you’ll get your money back and best of all it’s made right here in the USA.
Claims and what they mean:
- What Bob Vila said: Hi, Bob Villa here with a breakthrough in grass seed that can give you great, green grass. It’s called Grassology
- What you may have thought he meant: Grassology will give me great, green grass.
- What he actually said: He said “can give you”. He did not say “will give you”.
- What Bob Vila said: .. guaranteed to give you great, green grass / there’s a lot less mowing, guaranteed / If your lawn isn’t thicker, fuller and greener in 60 days, you’ll get your money back
- What some people might think this means: If Grassology does not do all these things I have nothing to lose because it’s guaranteed and I will get back all of the money that I paid.
- What he actually said: Bob Villa does say that Grassology is “guaranteed” and “you’ll get your money back”, but he gives us no other details. These are the details of the return policy and guarantee as shown at the Grassology.com website:
Your Satisfaction is 100% Guaranteed. If you are dissatisfied with any merchandise from Telebrands for any reason, simply return the product within 30 days for an easy refund of your purchase price, excluding shipping and handling.
Follow return information which is shipped with each package. Send all returns to the address indicated on your packing slip/invoice. We suggest you ship returns to Telebrands via a GROUND method that can be tracked (UPS ground / FedEx Ground / USPS Priority mail).
Along with your return, be sure to include the following:
1. Your order number and/or your complete name, address, and billing phone or email address
2. A detailed explanation regarding your reason for returning the item(s)
3. Information about whether you would like a refund or a replacement
– No other paperwork, invoice, or preauthorization is needed for your return.
Exceptions to our return policy
- Intimate apparel (such as Slim Away) is not returnable for refund due to health and sanitation reasons. We will, however, send you a free replacement of any item that you receive in a defective state (ie. ripped, torn, or broken).
- Consumable items (such as products that can be diminished or used up) are not returnable once they have been opened. However, we will accept a return for any unused and unopened consumable item.
- Items must be returned in their original packaging along with all accessories, parts, and instructions manuals that were shipped with your original order. Our 30-day return policy starts from the day your product is received. We need to have the return package postmarked within 30 days of the date that your item was delivered (regardless of what date the product was first used).
- Shipping and handling costs are non-refundable
- DVD’S and software products may only be exchanged in the event of a manufacture defect
Note: If we receive your item back in our warehouse and it does not meet our return policy terms, then we may not issue you a refund or send you a replacement. Such a return also will not be sent back to you.
Once your return is received, it will be processed within 10 business days. Telebrands will not be responsible for loss or damage of return shipments. A credit will be issued to your original method of payment for the full purchase price of your order excluding shipping and handling and any separate fees. Credit will be issued within 5-7 business days of receiving your returned item.
Note: If we receive your item back in our warehouse and it does not meet our return policy terms, then we may not issue you a refund or send you a replacement.
What the money back guarantee means:
- You have 30 days to return your Grassology to them
- You will only be refunded the purchase price and not any shipping or handling fees. That means only $14.99 will be returned, you will be refunded the $7.99 shipping and handling fee or the additional $9.99 fee if you got the bonus pack of Grassology
- You must pay to ship the package back
- You can only return (and presumably only be refunded) for an UN-opened package
- If they decide that you have not met all of the terms listed above, you will not get a refund, and they will not return the product to you.
- What Bob Vila said: Check this out, that’s the Grassology difference (showing before and after photos of grass and lawns). We’ve all seen bare patches, bald-spots or brown spots caused by pets. Try Grassology, it naturally fights disease, insects, even weeds so you have a lawn that looks like a fairway
- What some might think this means: Grassology will fix all of the bare patches, brown spots from pets and bald-spots in my lawn.
- What he actually said: Listen again. He did not say that Grassology will fix, help or prevent any of those things. He said “we’ve all seen” those things, he then says that it fights disease, insects, and weeds. Never once did he say that Grassology will fix, cure, prevent, or do anything about bare patches, brown spots from pets or bald-spots in your grass. He made a comment that we have all seen these things.
Bob Vila makes some statements in this commercial that many might think are intentional attempts to fool the viewer into believing that this product does more than it actually can.